Top Funny WhatsApp Status - The Shayari

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GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything. 
GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything. 
I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them. 
Never laugh at your wife’s choices… LoL you are one of them... 
If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys..!
I’m not failed, Because my success is lost.!
Brain is the Best Worker... When You can use it…..
Brain is Intelligent that’s why not have Everyone…
Only brain is works more…. if YOU use it more. 
Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood. 
3 Mistake done by everyone - WhatsApp, Facebook & GF!
GF may be your Girl-Friend or Galat-Fahmi. 
I may be fat, but u’re ugly – I can lose weight!
I love my job only when I am on Holiday….
You Save Water & Drink Perspiration !! - Hey Garmi !!!
Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping.
Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each other’s phones
I always learn from mistake of others who take my Advice  
People that Change Love status after 30 Sec… GF is the Reason…
Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their Age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.
Cell phones these days keep getting thinner & smarter… People the opposite. 
Life is too Short – Chat Fast!
A fine is a tax for doing wrong & A tax is a fine for doing well…! 
Man ask a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that girl…., which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”! 
Marriage is the cause of divorce.!
Wife: I have changed my mind. Husband: Does the new one now work? 
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I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode…
God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me every time!
Hey there WhatsApp is using me,.
If you can’t convince them, then Confuse  them.
Hmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20%  boys are having brain.
If nobody hates YOU, then you are doing something boring.
Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful & Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity…
You can never buy LOVE…. But still YOU have to pay for it ..

Attitude is like a underwear Don’t show it just wore it
I’m cool but global warming made me very hot
I just need a good WiFi & Wife.
If school has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 
All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.
Try to say the letter M without your lips touching….!!
Excuse me …. Please empty your pockets …. I think YOU stole my heart.
Etc Meaning – End of Thinking Capacity..
People say everything happens for a Reason. So when I punch U in the Face, Remember I have a reason. 
People said to follow your Dreams so i went back to BED.
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
Marriage means silent suicide.
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
Follow your heart💓 but take your brain with you.
Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
Excuse me … Please empty your pockets … I think you stole my heart💓.

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