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The Shayari : Hi friends, Today I am going to share with you a Status for WhatsApp Funny in English Language. WhatsApp Status is Trending Day by Day and Millions of people are connected to each other through WhatsApp groups and chats and they loves to change their WhatsApp Messenger Status  and DPs Most Frequently according to their mood and Mind so that’s why I am publishing the Best Funniest Status on my website. We will post Unique Funny WhatsApp Status Collection for you. Some people search on Google for the best ever status to use on their Social Media. So, we decided to provide ultimate collection of WhatsApp Status in Hindi & English. You can check the collection of Funny WhatsApp Status below. I hope you will like the funny statuses for WhatsApp.

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I'm in desperate need of a 6 month vacation… twice a year.
I need Google in my brain.
The Shayari
We are WTF generation……. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook

We are WTF generation……. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook.
The only time success comes before work is in dictionary.
Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.
A good wife always forgives her husband  when she’s wrong.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my Uncle!… He’s dreaming too.
Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell… we text or call to say we’re outside.
Women should not have children  after 30. Really … 30 children are enough.
You say I dream too big, I say you think too small.
Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
I hate men but I’m not lesbians.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^).
Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.
Best Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbor’s wife, And beer as COLD as your own.
I Can’t Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me?
I can’t read lips unless they’re touching mine.
Hey there WhatsApp is using me.
The Shayari, Dushyant Singh
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
Common sense is not so common.
Never laugh at your wife’s  choices… LOL..you’re one of them…
I pretend to work and They pretend to pay me.
If you can’t convince them then Confuse  them.
AwesoME ends with ME and UGLY Starts with YOU.
People say everything happens for a reason. So when I Beat your ASS, remember I have a reason.
If time does not wait for you, don’t worry. Just remove the battery from the clock and enjoy life.
DOESN’T EXPECTING THE UNEXPECTED MAKE THE UNEXPECTED EXPECTED?
Doing nothing is very hard thing to do… you never know when to finish.
You have the perfect face to become Radio Jockey.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life unless I buy something.
Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you.
At least Some Mosquito’s are attracted to me.
The Shayari
I am sure I have a defective iPhone, I keep pressing the home button and I’m still at work.

TRUTH: Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up…
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. What’s a TRAGEDY.
The Shayari, Dushyant Singh
Save Paper, Don’t do Homework
Save Paper, Don’t do Homework.
A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for a long time.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I am blaming you.”
Your status won’t ever match my status neither in WhatsApp nor in reality.
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money.
WARNING!! I know Judo Karate….. and some other words too.!
Honest people can be put into two categories…. little kids and drunk persons.
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari , the alarm woke me up.
When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
In bed, it’s 7AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 8:00. At school it’s 12:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 12:32.

Top Funny WhatsApp Status


WhatsApp users never die, they just go offline.
The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight.
Hello madam, do you want new Credit Card ? Girl: No thanks, I have a Boyfriend.
Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them is wearing pants ???
Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are.
I'm Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing every day.
I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
I didn't change, I just grew up. You should try it once.
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
I'm not arguing, I'm simply tried to explaining why I'm Right.
I hate math, but I love counting money.
Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my WhatsApp status….
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes CLOSED.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
I don't care what people think or say about me, I was not born on this earth to please everybody.
Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
I like to hang out with people that make me forget to look at my phone.
I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
SI unit of ignorance = “seen”…


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